Have you dealt with an ogress? An angry one? Oh shrek, hell has no fury like an orgress scorned and I’m now dealing with one very displeased Princess Fiona here who is demanding to know why her color is not good enough for my nails. She flew into a rage almost immediately when she spotted Jade.

I’ve been officially ogrerized! But yet, I cannot be considered an ogress because a true green ogress is all brilliant green. I only have my fingers, or more precisely, my fingernails, to qualify.

I changed the color on my toenails as soon as I received these new nail polishes, sent complimentary by Eyeko. The three nail polishes I received are: Eyeko Tea Rose Polish, Eyeko Coral Polish, and Eyeko Vampira Polish. And the one I picked to use immediately? The lust-worthy glossy black lacquer dripping with blood red shimmer better known as Vampira! Coral is too bright for me but I do like the soft pink in Tea Rose. Anyway, I was so surprised that these arrived so quickly from the UK; it took just one week.